*grabs your hand and starts running* quick, date me, there’s no time to explain
I’m sorry I can’t babe someone else has me heart
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
Well you can be my Princess and I can be your Prince
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
You better do better than that
I like my nutella on Ritz
If you were my homework I’d do you.
I’m your math homework
i love when strangers walk by and smile at you
I love when people walk by and I predict their deaths
where do aliens hang out
this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again
kinda like me?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Found out what it means now
My followers better all reblog this.
There should be more notes
As long as you’re willing to love, you’re alright in my book <3
i fucking love this.
This is amazing <3
If you don’t rebolg this:
^ you sir, killed me
I’m bi so no h8
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
I feel like something really important just happened
you know with the amount of time and effort spent pretending to be too obtuse to understand the very basic fucking point of ‘hey maybe being on the computer all the time isn’t conducive to a healthy social/mental environment’ literally thousands of people could have gone outside and done something with their lives
What is this ‘outside’ you speak of?
EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!
THE SPONGEBOB THEME SONG SLOWED BY 800% WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS
This was no joke, sweet dreams
HOLY SWEET JESUS YOU CAN HEAR THE CRIES OF THE PITIFUL SOULS FROM HELL
DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!
checking your phone in the middle of the night
haha funn more like checking your computer from fellow tumblrer
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